lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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