lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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