Boofa SMP: Where your crafting skills are as questionable as our server rules!

8gb ram, Back to Blocks, Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Bluemaps, Boofa, chunky, Clumps, collaboration, Community oriented, Crafting, Datapacks, death counter, dedicated server, Double Slabs, Dropper to Dispenser, equality, Events, germany, Ledger, Lithium, ModernFix, No unorganized PvP, Questionable, rules, Server, Skills, smp, Vanilla, world border

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Fabric Version	1.21
RAM	8GB on dedicated server in Germany
World Border	5k by 5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods:

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks:

BlazeandCaves Advancements
Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
(More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

If you’re interested, join our Discord server by clicking here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have any strict rules?	We don’t have many rules restricting free speech, but we are still very community-oriented.
Is PvP allowed?	There is no unorganized PvP; we encourage players to work together on projects.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the application process provided there.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4222	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Farms Harvested:	950
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	130
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5722
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4434

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Emeralds Found:	5295
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9309	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8809
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	5270
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).