Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!

Back to Blocks, Basket, Bluemaps, Boofa, BRING, chunky, Clumps, Community, CREEPERS, death counter, Double Slabs, Dropper to Dispenser, equality, Events, Fabric, gift, java, Ledger, Lithium, ModernFix, Projects, RAM, sandstone dyeing, Server, SimpleDiscordLink, smp, Straight to Shapeless, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Mod	Fabric 1.21
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
RAM	8GB
Location	Germany

Boofa Features

Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀

Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed?	No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality.
Are there many rules on the server?	There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3453	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Votes:	7596	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	571
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6512	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Farms Harvested:	173
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	8316	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!