Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4486 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Magic Items Found: 3974 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 229 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Ores Mined: 9040
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 768
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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