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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7187 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 201 | Farms Harvested: | 788 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
