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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
