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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 764 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
