Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Animals Bred: 151 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Divine Spears Created: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Farms Harvested: 231 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Potions Brewed: 189 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 682757

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY