Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Mines Excavated: 4038
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Meteorites Collected: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY