Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Ores Mined: 6137 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY