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Epic Craft Land 1.20

Boxxy, comma, Craft, ddd, Epic, hai, Land, list, long tail, mAi NaMe, Separated, tags, up to 20

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land where u can ride pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt! 🦄🌈

The admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! 🧙‍♂️🐰

And the players are all like fairies who sprinkle pixie dust on u to make u fly and build castles in the sky! ✨🏰

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples that make u invincible! 💎🍏

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again, one derp at a time! 🤪🤖

PreggoPartyPooperGhoster

Boundaries, confrontations, difficult decisions, disrespectful behavior., Drama, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, ending friendships, friendship, ghosting, graduation party, party etiquette, personal space, PreggoPartyPooperGhoster, self-care, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, Support, teen pregnancy, toxic friend, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8141
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of drama at your parties? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! No crazy friends like Mary allowed, unless they’re pixelated and can’t use up all your makeup remover. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life craziness and just have a good time building and exploring. Plus, no one will steal your spotlight or post embarrassing pics of your family members on Instagram without your consent. So why wait? Join now and leave the real-life Marys behind!

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Votes:	444	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crops Grown:	4969
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3946
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4924	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4847	Mines Excavated:	3698
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Runes Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	899	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Emeralds Found:	1501	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	509
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	172209