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SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Armor Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4771	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	613228
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	4333
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	2592
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4089

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	6721
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8901
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8938
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1771	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Votes:	3353	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Towns Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10