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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9037 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.
So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.
