Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	288	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Void Armor Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	344
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Items Found:	2176

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.