Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3816	Dragon Eggs Found:	7914
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	86

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3806
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	7647
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	259	Players Killed by Monsters:	1110
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	753	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2695	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	5485
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.