Bongi’s Minecraft SMP Suffering Land

mental health, Land, Mental health advocacy, mindset, Suffering

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – in Bongistan, you cannot suffer! That’s right, no more falling into lava pits or getting blown up by creepers. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that guarantees your safety at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few of those bad boys!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden apples. That’s right, free golden apples for everyone! Who needs regular food when you can feast on these magical treats?

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Bongistan and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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emotional response, lack of empathy, feeling hurt, tiredness, new apartment

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

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GiftTagGateCraft

family dynamics, compromise, family, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SlimPickaxe SMP

social interactions, weight loss impact, weight loss confidence, body positivity, weight loss success

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

unusual waking thoughts, quirky brainwaves, odd musings, strange waking thoughts, curious mind

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Behavior, Operation, Accuracy, skill, medical professionals

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

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Bongi’s Minecraft SMP Suffering Land

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GiftTagGateCraft

SlimPickaxe SMP

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

Operation Surgeon Swearers