BongCraft: Where Europeans and Bongs Rule the World

Bars, BongCraft, bongs, car loans, Carefree, clubs, college costs, credit card debt, Europeans, high rents, Housing, Incels, internet friends, ISOLATED, low population density, materialistic culture, Normie, public transport, Retirement, rule, Socialize, third places, travel, walkable cities, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ores Mined:	533	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.

Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!

Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5394
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	267	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	8681	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2936
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	9093
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Emeralds Found:	2667
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7952	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Farms Harvested:	147
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	197	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!