BoneCraft: Telomere Trouble

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur bones stronger? well, do i have the place for u! this server is like a magical place where ur character’s bones will become as strong as diamonds cuz we got some crazy association between osteoporosis and the rate of telomere shortening happening here.

imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8173
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	153293	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6717
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dimension Hops:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	5812

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	369	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Votes:	2515
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107