come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!
Bone Boosters Server
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Air Pollution & Brain Damage: The Blocky Saga
Are you tired of breathing in all that dirty air in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the air is so clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen straight from the heavens! Plus, all that fresh air will make you feel so smart, you’ll be inventing new redstone contraptions like a mad scientist on steroids!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Folk Belief
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Folk belief SMP is a server mainly focused on community and lore aspects, with little to no mods (simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks and Optifine). We already have a small community excitedly waiting for its arrival (TBD) and all you need to do to join our community is fill out the SMP Google Form to see if you would fit into the community (13+). FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is Folk belief SMP? Folk belief SMP is a Minecraft server focused on community and lore, with minimal mods. What mods are allowed on the server? Only simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks, and Optifine are allowed. How can I join the server? Fill out the SMP Google Form provided in the server overview section. Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the server is for ages 13 and above.
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SatanCraft Wedding Day
Looking for a Minecraft server that defies expectations and is full of fun and freakiness? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there! Just like how this couple wanted a wedding that was defiant and different, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you wanting more.Join our server and experience a world where Satanist metalheads officiate weddings, where non-religious families clash over ceremony choices, and where trans women marry their lovely fiancees in the most epic way possible. And don’t worry, our server is all about fun and community service – just like The Satanic Temple!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as this wedding drama, come join us and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of your own crazy adventure. Join now and let the fun begin!
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PixelPanic2025
Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs to worry about the next 4 years when you can spend your time mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to train players for the impending zombie apocalypse. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be prepared to survive when the undead rise up and take over the world.
So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your way to a brighter, zombie-filled future!
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Elon’s Salute SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual world with a bunch of cool peeps, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more! This server is run by employees of Tesla and SpaceX, so you know it’s gonna be out of this world (literally).Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!