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Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1628	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	157
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	603418	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5634	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4111
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4233
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4