Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

    The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!
    Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4706

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

    Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

    But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 150 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

    But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

    Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

    So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Crops Grown: 2898 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

    GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

    Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

    Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

    Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

    So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Farms Harvested: 499
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

    TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!
    Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

    Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

    But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

    Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ores Mined: 2740 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

    Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

    Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

    Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?
    Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

    Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Towns Built: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

    Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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