so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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