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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1929 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3276 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
