Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY