BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

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  • TimeWarp24MC

    TimeWarp24MC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where time freezes for everyone except you for 24 hours!

    Join us for a day of ultimate power and chaos as you roam the land, pranking unsuspecting players and building epic structures without anyone being able to stop you.

    Imagine the possibilities – you could cover the entire map in pink sheep, create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or even turn all the water into lava just for fun.

    But be warned, once the 24 hours are up, time will resume and the mayhem you’ve caused will be revealed to all. So come join us and make the most of your day as the master of time on our server!

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  • Macron’s Musk Madness

    Macron’s Musk Madness
    so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz, like, Macron is tryna impress Elon Musk n stuff, but Paris is like, nah, we outta here, so u gotta come hang with us instead, cuz we got all da cool kids and we buildin’ a giant statue of a potato in the sky, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat, amirite? Plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear sunglasses, it’s a total party up in here, so come join us before the aliens take over and make us all wear tinfoil hats, ya feel me?

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  • Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

    Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

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  • Solarion SMP

    Solarion SMP

    Season 5 Overview

    Start Date1/10/25
    Player Count45 players for launch
    Community18+
    Server LocationAZ, US (players from around the globe)

    FAQ

    Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

    Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

    Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

    Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

    Question: How can I join the server?

    Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

    Question: Is there any moderation on language?

    Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

    Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

    Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

    Discord Link

    Join Solarion SMP Discord

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  • RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

    RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

    Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

    Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

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