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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3580 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5723 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9541 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.
we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.
who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?
