Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 236
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
Mines Excavated: 1065 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 138

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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