Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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