Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7883 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Void Gems Collected: 15
Star Shards Collected: 293 Secret Passages Found: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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