Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 2313 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Ores Mined: 9921 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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