BobBarkerKisses | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	4601
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	275	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! We have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.

If you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. And guess what? Bob Barker himself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a virtual high five. He’s probably the most kissed man in history, so you know he’s legit.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water slide that leads you straight into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, come on and join us on this crazy adventure! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9070	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	333	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	29103
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Towns Built:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8472
Buildings Constructed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6601	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Void Gems Collected:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3768
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!