Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkelePetra’s Treasury

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WispRP

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Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

#youtube, Active, BetterBusinesses, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, Great, Griefing, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, Minecraft, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, Plugin, PvE, Respect, rules, server ip, Shops, Spamming, Survival, tiktok

BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/exposing-my-subscribers/">Server</a>

BetterBusinesses Server Overview

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Join our Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
TikTok	Follow us on TikTok
Patreon	Support us on Patreon

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Thank you for being part of our community!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I run any kind of business on the server?	Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
Can I hire employees for my business?	Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?	While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Baby Bump Minecraft Server

baby, bump, Conception, Family Planning, Fatherhood, female fertility, fertility, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insemination, Jealousy, male fertility, Minecraft, modern relationships, parenthood, Pregnancy, relationships, Reproduction, Server, social commentary, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

Bert van Koers’ ciclismo quizzes, Chrono des Nations, CreeperSlayer, CX races info, cycling, cycling races, Cyclocross, Exact Cross Beringen, Exact Cross Essen, free streams, Giro del Veneto, Gree-Tour of Guangxi, Kermiscross Ardooie, Live streaming, Mecha-Rusbert’s webm folders, Minecraft, Races info, road races, Simac Ladies Tour, smp, Tour de Kyushu, Tour of Chongming Island, Tour of Taihu Lake, Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race, Velodrama league code.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!