Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested: 306 Crops Grown: 8035
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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