Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 276824 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

    ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

    Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

    With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCultCraft

    CraftyCultCraft
    If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Potions Brewed: 193 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

    CriticalCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

    Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships
    are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

    imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

    join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • OrdiCraft2

    OrdiCraft2

    Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features

    Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How to Join?
    • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
    • Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
    • Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
    What our Server has to offer:
    • SMP World & Resource World
    • OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

    Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

    Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

    • We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

    A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • End It Minecraft Server

    End It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about diving into a lava-filled dungeon to rescue a group of lost villagers who have been taken captive by evil pandas?

    But wait, there’s more! Want to test your courage and survival skills? Join our “End it All” challenge where players must overcome their will to live and see who can be the last one standing! It’s a crazy ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

    And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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