Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Maria’s Minecraft Server

    Maria’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8545 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1365

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 209 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Chimeras Created: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/pawniard/">Server</a>

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
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    Key Features

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 380 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Star Shards Collected: 221

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ores Mined: 9884 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 New Chunks Explored: 719626
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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