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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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