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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9781 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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