BlueTorch Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Votes:	8549	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3364
Love Letters Sent:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	738

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ores Mined:	9069	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	4216
New Chunks Explored:	201366	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1429
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crops Grown:	6205	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3787
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	281
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2