Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 357 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8329 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
