Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond blocks instead of eggs. Another player decided to start a potato farm that grew potatoes the size of houses. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up flying instead.

But the real reason you should join is because Blue Horseshoe loves NEIRO. Who is Blue Horseshoe, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical horse who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the enchanted forest on the server. And NEIRO? Well, let’s just say he’s a mischievous wizard who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 8678 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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