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Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	80	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
New Chunks Explored:	967184	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	1800	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	1950
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2963	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

with AuVan

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Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

All The Mods 10

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some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	165	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1