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Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyLiar420

acting weird, age, age of consent, Asshole, Birthday, classmates, CraftyLiar420, FLIRTING, group of guys, high school, Honesty, leading on, lying.., misunderstanding, romantic interest, School, skipping grades, surprised, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

CareBearGone Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, CareBearGone, Closure, coping, emotional pain, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, love, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Animals Bred:	88
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyCreeperAdventure

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, CraftyCreeperAdventure, cultural immersion, embracing challenges, experiential learning, life changing, living fully, memorable moments, mind-expanding, new perspectives, once in a lifetime, personal growth, seizing the moment, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable memories, unique experiences

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ores Mined:	7102	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8803
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9205
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	144481	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Items Found:	3245
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Dragon Eggs Found:	9350
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	3536

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ores Mined:	5670	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mines Excavated:	2657	Endless Night Skies:	1