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we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

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  • SassySIL vs. Us Minecraft Server

    SassySIL vs. Us Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and one-upmanship in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most epic castle or mine the most diamonds!

    Forget about petty arguments over whose baby hit milestones first, on our server, the only babies you’ll see are baby zombies trying to attack you (don’t worry, they’re not real babies, just pixelated ones).

    Join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with competitive in-laws and passive-aggressive comments at family gatherings.

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  • AuntiePayMyTuitionCraft

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    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Are you tired of being set up to fail like this poor international student from the Philippines? Look no further, join our server for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Reasons to join:
    1. Our grand-aunt NPCs will never promise to sponsor you and then ghost you when you need them the most. They’re too busy battling creepers to worry about tuition payments!
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    3. Need extra cash to pay for in-game tuition fees? Start a house cleaning business in Minecraft and earn diamonds instead of dollars. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen messing up your hard work!
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  • MarriageAge Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! It’s like, the coolest place ever with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, you can build a house made out of diamonds and ride around on a flying pig. And the best part is, if you join, you automatically get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

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  • SpookyCraftFunLand

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out the scariest fact of all – that we have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons! But don’t worry, they only attack you if you can’t dance along with them. So put on your best moves and join us for a wild party in the depths of our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

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  • AlgoCraft Minecraft Server

    AlgoCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit that even french prosecutors are like, “woah, we gotta check this out!” our algorithms are so next level, they’re like a mix of rocket science and wizardry. join us and be a part of the investigation, uncovering the mysteries of X’s mind-blowing algorithms. who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples! come join the fun, because on this server, even the french are taking notes.

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