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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3882 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 346665 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.