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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6420 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.