join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Holy Grails Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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