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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3480 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.