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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5770 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 103 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).
Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).
So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).
