Bloom SMP is a friendly survival server focused on having fun and making new friendships. It is the original Bloom SMP experience and offers a welcoming place to play Minecraft Survival. The server is not modded, but it does use gameplay enhancing plugins to improve the experience while keeping things familiar. Anti griefing protections help keep your builds safe. Bloom SMP has an active community and staff team, along with regular events to keep things interesting. Players are asked to keep things friendly so everyone can enjoy their time on the server, with the moderation team keeping an eye out.
Bloom SMP – Friendly Survival Multiplayer Server
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LazyCraft SMP
Bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamond armor just for saying “potato” in chat. And the spawn is a giant taco, like what even is that, bro? But wait, there’s more. The mobs drop candy instead of loot, and there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you join now, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, bro? It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, way cooler. Just join already, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #potatolife #unicornsrule #minecraftftw 🥔🦄🐉
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DisturbCraft: Witness the Weird!
Have you ever seen a creeper do the Macarena while riding a pig? Well, get ready to witness some truly bizarre and hilarious moments on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where chickens wear top hats and zombies break out into dance battles. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on in and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama)!
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CubaCraft: Biden’s Blocky Bargain
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Biden making deals left and right to free prisoners! Like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Biden swoops in on a llama and offers to trade some prisoners for your shiny rocks. It’s wild, man. Plus, Cuba is gonna be all chill now that they’re not a state sponsor of terrorism. So come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!
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Humility Craft: Conflict Resolution Zone
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat u will be amazed. we got all da cool stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor. but da best part is dat if u join dis server, u will become super humble and chill.like, dis study showed dat if u play on dis server, u will be less angry and more open-minded. u will be able to see things from other people’s perspectives and be all peaceful and stuff. so if u wanna be da chillest player in minecraft, den u gotta join dis server right now. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. so what are u waiting for? join now and become the most humble player in all of minecraft!
