Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1445	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Votes:	9924
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	4038
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1570	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	6334	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Animals Bred:	122	Players Killed by Monsters:	7701
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crops Grown:	5086	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	3341	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Endless Night Skies:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2623	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	2175	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!