Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TallTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1248
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4982
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7662	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	129	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Animals Bred:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Emeralds Found:	973
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Farms Harvested:	692	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	61
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Star Shards Collected:	254

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9088	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1329	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8118
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	1187	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.