Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Endo Can Make Glioblastoma Grow!

blood vessel lining, Blood vessels, brain tumor treatments, brain tumors, cancer cell growth, cancer resistance, endo, Endocan, endothelial cell activation, endothelial cells, Glioblastoma, glioblastoma cells, grow, PDGFRA, protein activation, receptor activation, standard therapies, therapy resistance, treatments, tumor cell resistance, tumor growth, Tumor-secreted protein, tumor-secreted protein research

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a tumor-secreted protein for your gaming experience! Our world is produced by the endothelial cells of creativity, activating your gamer receptors to drive your gameplay to new heights! We got glioblastoma levels of fun that will make you resistant to leaving your computer screen. Plus, our standard therapies include epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a tumor’s grip on your brain. So come join us and let’s grow this server together, one block at a time!

Enchanted Kinship 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blood related, cousin incest, cousin love, cousin marriage, cousin relationships, Cultural differences, Enchanted, family bonds, family dynamics, forbidden love, imouto, Kinship, legal marriage, Manga, manga themes, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than cousin incest in manga/anime!

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships that are as confusing as a harem anime plot twist.

Explore a world where anything is possible, even marrying your cousin (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our wacky community, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like a tsundere character’s mood swings.

So come on, join us for a gaming experience that will make you question reality more than a time-traveling isekai protagonist.

QuakeCraft: RIP 126, Trapped Noobs

CASUALTIES, death toll, devastation, disaster management, disaster relief, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake victims, emergency response, emergency services, Humanitarian Aid, natural disaster, Noobs, Quakecraft, rescue efforts, RIP, search and rescue, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, tragic event, Trapped, trapped survivors, tremors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lolz come join our amazin minecraft server where the only earthquakes happen when someone builds a giant tnt tower and blows it up!!! we got so much fun stuff like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a secret underwater city filled with treasure!!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so you know you’ll be safe from any creepers tryna ruin your day. join now and experience the thrill of surviving a tnt explosion without losin all your diamonds!!!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, mysterious protagonist, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929715929, novel, page-turner, puzzling, Realms, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown writer

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Forget about building boring old houses, on this server, you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a cow wearing a tutu doing the cha-cha!

ScottishMedicMC

Conflict, Foreign, Hero, International, Killed, Loss, man, medic, Military, News, sacrifice, scotland, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, service, serving, Tragedy, Ukrainian Army, volunteer, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Items Found:	5899
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers. yep, you heard me right, aliens! and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a special event where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the Scottish man comes back as a zombie and tries to take over the server!

SpectreCraft

1.21, bedrock, collaboration, commands, Community, crossplay, Datapacks, Discord, Events, HermitCraft Inspired, java, Livemap, Plugins, Recently Started, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, SpectreCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

SpectreCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
HermitCraft Inspired	If you enjoy HermitCraft, you’ll feel right at home on SpectreCraft.
New Community	Join us in creating an active and supportive community.
Vanilla Gameplay	Experience predominantly vanilla Minecraft gameplay.
Some Commands	Added commands like /spawn for convenience.
Shopping District	Shop in our bustling shopping district similar to HermitCraft.
Events and Collaborations	Participate in events, competitions, and collaborations with other players.
Datapacks and Plugins	Enhance your gameplay experience with custom datapacks and plugins.
Crossplay	Support for both Java and Bedrock editions for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How to Join SpectreCraft?

Joining SpectreCraft is simple – just hop onto our Discord server and start your adventure today. There’s a place for everyone at SpectreCraft!

Server Information

IP Address	mc.spectrecraft.xyz
Live Map	map.spectrecraft.xyz
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a thriving Minecraft community and embark on an exciting journey with us. Join SpectreCraft now and let’s build, explore, and create amazing memories together!

Join our Discord Server

Looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Best, Team SpectreCraft

Collab Seeker’s Haven 1.21

Beggar, collab, collaboration, collaboration culture, collaboration enthusiast, collaboration is beneficial, collaboration is encouraged, collaboration is essential, collaboration is important, collaboration is key, collaboration is necessary, collaboration is valuable, collaboration mindset, collaboration opportunity, collaboration request, collaboration seeker, Haven, networking, Partnership, Seekers, seeking collaboration, teamwork

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1333
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, nothing wrong with being a collab beggar on this server! You can beg for collabs all day, every day, and no one will judge you! It’s like a safe space for all the collab beggars out there. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by fellow beggars, am I right? So come on, join us and embrace your inner collab beggar!

GF Bday Surprise Minecraft Server

000, 12, aita, all expenses paid, BDay, birthday gift, complained, DAUGHTER, disagreement, discussion, first class airfare, Friends, Girlfriend, Lisbon apartment, Minecraft, not special, Portugal trip, relationship issue, rental car, Server, special trip, spoiled kids, Surprise, train travel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crops Grown:	9779	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of ungrateful partners who don’t appreciate your lavish gifts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your virtual girlfriend will never complain about your generosity! Build her a virtual castle, take her on virtual adventures, and never worry about her ungrateful attitude again!

We promise that all virtual girlfriends on our server will be programmed to appreciate every pixelated gift you give them. No more real-life drama, just pure virtual bliss. Join now and start building the perfect relationship with your virtual partner!

SnowyCarSurvival

Arguing, begging, car living, ex boyfriend, Fence, front yard, Historic, kicked out, Kids, Land Rover, makeup, mother-in-law, Nuisance, perfume, rehoming dog, Snow, SnowyCarSurvival, solution, stealing, Upset, winter storm

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9568	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

bizarre habits, bizarre rituals, BlockyCraze, eccentric habits, eccentric traditions, odd habits, odd rituals, outlandish habits, outlandish traditions, peculiar customs, peculiar rituals, quirky habits, quirky traditions, strange habits, strange traditions, unique habits, unique traditions, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird habit, weird tradition, WeirdestHabit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ores Mined:	2709	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	885
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2743
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mines Excavated:	2069	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Items Found:	3486
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Emeralds Found:	8274	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)